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You guys just keep crushing, despite the opposition. It's awesome to see everyone on Unauthorized walking the walk and building your own alternatives. Thanks for staying with it and creating a platform with so much high quality content.

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Signing up via bank transfer is proving quite a "romp" here in the land of the falling yen. 1) I go to the bank I used a decade ago for sending money abroad and inquire. "Oh, you can't do that here! You have to go HQ in the nearest metropolis."

"But I sent money from this very branch a few years ago."

".... You have to go to HQ!!"

Not satisfied, I go to another branch of the same bank.

"Oh, yes, but you can only do it online. Here's a pamphlet."

I go online and follow the instructions.

The online form accepts the SWIFT number but insists also on an IBAN number and keeps screaming at me in blood-red letters that my IBAN number doesn't match, but I discover I can proceed regardless (just click "OK" and move on).

Next, the online form balks at the address, insisting I input the postal code (I had). After some trial and error, I learn I can satisfy the form requirements by typing the full address in all the address fields. Country? Switzerland. Click "next".

ERROR!! THERE IS NO SUCH COUNTRY! PLEASE TYPE IN A VALID COUNTRY!

Errr... Swiss?

YES! THAT IS THE CORRECT COUNTRY.

Ok, next.

ERROR! YOU MUST CHECK THE T&C BOX.

OK, next.

ERROR!! YOU MUST TYPE IN YOUR PHONE NUMBER.

My phone number is in the address info you have for me.

TYPE IT IN AGAIN, DUMMY. I CANNOT READ MY OWN INFO.

OK, next.

ENTER YOUR 1-TIME PWD.

FAIL! REASON MAY BE ONE OF THE FOLLOWING 10 CAUSES.

I reset my 1-time pwd device.

FAIL!

Try again.

FAIL! ALTERNATIVELY, YOU CAN USE THE APP.

I install the app and start the registration procedure. It requires biometric data. Against my policy. I abort.

I guess my pwd device is just old or broken as I haven't used it for several years, so on the next business day, I go to the local branch office and get a new one. Go back online, try again.

The rigmarole of the address is repeated, even when I type in exactly what I typed in before and which was then accepted. Call tech support? There is no phone number and my problem is not included in any FAQ. My bank book has a phone number, but "This phone number is no longer in use." I'm beginning to think dark thoughts and I consider closing my account at this bank, but I receive payments from abroad and so far there's been no problem with that. Suck it up, buttercup. It's the price of "convenience".

Back to the online form. I discover that if I just click "next" I am allowed to proceed! (Of course, the country must be SWISS, not Switzerland, you ignoramus, did you go to school?)

Pwd time. Will it work? It works.

Of course, I haven't actually sent any money yet. This is just to register Infogalactic as my designated beneficiary. The vetting process will take "a few days." Well, that's ok, I think we all need to wind down from all the fun we've had, don't you?

Hang in there, UATV. I'll get you your money eventually.

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